Dear Friend of the Ducks:

We don’t get out of the house much any more, but when we do, we like to

wreak as much havoc as possible, before our handlers retrieve us, and

put us back on our meds.

So we will be running amok in the Bay Area this August, and we urge you

to join us. Let us now run through the schedule….

SENSELESS CRUELTY

AUGUST 9/10/11, 2007 (THR/FR/SAT * 8 PM)

142 Throckmorton Theater

142 Throckmorton Avenue, Mill Valley, California 94941

www.142ThrockmortonTheatre.com

415/383-9600

The evening will open with a series of short sketches featuring (among

others) Doctor Science, Randee of the Redwoods, & Ian Shoales. It will

end with a thrilling climax: the re-mounting of our classic tribute to

the spaghetti western, “Senseless Cruelty,” featuring special guest, Bay

Area musical hero Joshua Raoul Brody.

Violence! Music! Belly laughs!

That will be a three day event. If you miss it, you will probably regret

it for the rest of your life. But should you miss it, don’t worry, there

are two more opportunities to experience the glory that is Duck’s Breath

Mystery Theatre. And they are….

RUBBLE WITHOUT A CAUSE

AUGUST 12, 2007 (SUNDAY * 7 PM)

The Palms Playhouse

13 Main Street, Winters, CA,

www.palmsplayhouse.com

530/795-1825

RUBBLE WITHOUT A CAUSE

AUGUST 13, 2007 (MONDAY * 8 PM)

Freight & Salvage

1111 Addison Street, Berkeley, CA 94702

www.freightandsalvage.com

510/548-1761

These latter shows will feature Duck’s Breath’s characters in a wide

range of short sketches including Art Show, Sister Mundhi-Mr. Johnson,

the Marones, and more - including new stuff! That’s right! New stuff!

 From us!

Join us, won’t you? If not, why not? When else are you going to see us?

We’re not getting any younger you know. Hello? Be there! Aloha!

Yours,

The Ducks