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Welcome. Here you will find artifacts from Duck's Breath's colorful history, rarities, and one-of-a-kind services and products. Browse!

RAINIER ALE CAN
Limited Supply

A 16oz Ranier Ale can first emptied by Wild Man Fisher in 1980, in front of the Chi Chi Lounge, San Francisco.

The price is only $89.95 each. How many would you like?

REGURGITATED BROWNIE
This is Unique! 

A marijuana brownie that was regurgitated by a dog who was briefly convinced he was a cat, or maybe an opossum.

Brownies are only $79.95 each. How many would you like?    


 

 

DODA SILICONE
Collector's Item!

Genuine silicone from Carol Doda's breasts, obtained during her third breast enhancement surgery in 1975, not to be confused with the much more common drops of silicone from her later breast reduction surgeries of the late eighties.

The price is only $129.95/oz. How many would you like?  

PCP JOINT
Laboratory Tested 

This PCP-laced joint from our 1979 Adams State college show in Gunnison, CO is guaranteed to make you certifiably psychotic!

Joints are only $89.95 each. How many would you like?    


Get Smart CD

 

 

BOOGADOO OUTAKES
Different!

Outakes of the Boogadoo players playing ther uniquely dissonant instrument. A four CD set, over six hours of high fidelity stereo, recorded in breathtaking analog audio!

CD sets are only $1299.95 each. How many would you like?     

CAFFEINE ZOMBIE
FDA Approved

Old cold bitter coffee, just like the brew that got us through many a rehearsal.

These are only $189.95 each. How many would you like?    


Get Smart CD

 

 

5 BOWLING BALLS
Impressive!

These are exact replicas of the bowling balls the members of Duck’s Breath once hauled around in a van while on tour in the American Southwest. Why? We do not know.

Bowling Ball sets are only $399.95 each. How many would you like?  

A DOG
Man's Best Friend 

A dog very much like this one wandered onstage with the Ducks during a poorly-attended show in Rockford, Illinois.

Dogs are only $89.95 each. How many would you like?    


Get Smart CD

 

 

PACKET OF COCAINE
Felonious!

Very much like the one with which the owner of a club in Rockford, Illinois tried to pay us after a poorly-attended show in Rockford, Illinois.

Packets are priced at $699.95 each. How many would you like?  

DEFLATED INNER TUBE
Low Mileage!

Use it as a costume! Use it for insulation! The only limit is your imagination.

Tubes are only $99.95 each. How many would you like?    


Get Smart CD

 

 

Some other items are available; call us at 1-800-989-3825 or e-mail us at steve (at) drscience.com and we'll get you a complete listing of goodies!


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