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DUCK'S BREATH ON VIDEO You've waited long enough! We're now crudely duplicating some vintage Duck's Breath video for the first time ever. No fancy packaging, no whopping price tag, no ads. You get the public TV specials "Dr. Science's Official National Science Test" and the Emmy-winning "Dead Pan Ally" (sort of Sesame Street for adults on the wrong side of town). Plus a 1982 live version of "Gonad the Barbarian", a true Duck's Breath classic performed on stage at the University of Iowa. Available nowhere else, now or ever, nearly two hours of nonsense. Price: |
DUCK'S BREATH MYSTERY THEATRE 20TH ANNIVERSARY T-SHIRT Collector's Item! Distinctive 3-color-on-white featuring Ed Rachles' snazzy reunion logo, attesting we've been "Serving Fine Comedy for Two Stupid Decades." All-cotton beefy t-shirt. Due to its popularity, only roomy LARGE size remains. Hurry! Price: |
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SENSELESS CRUELTY - AUDIOCASSETTE A double-length cassette, featuring the half-hour adaptation of Duck's Breath's semi-epic western parody "Senseless Cruelty", plus a generous sampling of HomeMade Radio bits including Goofus and Gallant, Rex The Wonder Announcer, vagabond prose-poet Grudge Hansen, Pledge Fun and much more. Dr. Scieince and Ian Shoales show up, too. Price: |
RANDEE OF THE REDWOODS PACKAGE He made history as MTV's official presidential candidate in 1988 before the network decided how important it really was. Randee actually garnered 12% support in viewer polls (true!) without being a Texas billionaire! Now he's not even invited to crash at the White House. That's politics. You can plaster Randee's paisley-on-white t-shirt on your chest, plus receive a free collector's "Just Say Whoa" campaign bumpersticker. Price: |
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IAN SHOALES' PERFECT WORLD A hilarious day in the incredible fantasy life of America's resident sneer artist. Ian's L.A. dreams lead him from temp job to CEO, from the new age party scene to a North Dakota theme park. Destined to become an underground classic, this 203 page comic novel is "shot through with genuinely keen satire of contemporary fads and flapdoodle, for which Ian is famous. Perfect World is the most fun of its kind since The Hitchhikers Guide the the Galaxy!" (Booklist). IF YOU CLAIM TO ENJOY SHOALES' RANTINGS AND RAVINGS, READ THIS BOOK -- OR SHUT UP. Price:$7.95, cheaper and smarter than most. |
DR. SCIENCE SMUG MUG Here's how to display arrogance in style while enjoying your favorite beverage. This bright yellow ceramic mug has the "Ask Dr. Science!" logo on one side, and "I Know More Than You Do" in knowledgeable black letters on the other. Price: |
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ASK DR. SCIENCE T-SHIRT and SWEATSHIRT Back by popular demand, your chance to dare to be arrogant! Pledge your allegiance to America's most pompous scientist with this nifty 4-color-on-white design that's perfect for anyone with a Master's degree, strong opinions and/or neither. Satirical jibberish on chalkboard, series logo with inset photo of Dr. Science saying "I've Got a Master's Degree in Science!". All-cotton beefy tee or snuggly 50/50 sweatshirt. Price: |
HONORARY MASTER'S DEGREE Why spend years in College when you can receive an honorary Master's Degree in Science from Dr. Science? Save time, term paper trauma, and thousands in tuition with Dr. Science's own sacred parchment. It arrives blank for you to fill in the honoree's name. Price: $3.75, or 3 for $6.95 |
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