
i was at a party and somebody said you want some calimari and i said i
try not to do that kind of stuff on weeknights anymore but they said it was just food  
and i saw it was deep fried so i figured it was okay and
it tasted really good but then they
told me what it was and ever since I keep
seeing you know in my mind kirk douglass
down in my stomach fighting what i ate last night with a
big harpoon
and even though i really liked kirk
douglass in that viking movie with tony
curtis and ernest borgnine i really don't want
to have to think of him rousting around in my gastro- intestinal tract...
so remember, if its
good
you probably don't want to know what it is... |