| At this point, Dr. Science and his friends the Duck's Breath Mystery
Theatre are neither owned nor affiliated with ABC/Disney, Time Warner
Turner or even TCI. Rebels that they are, they'll consider offers when
they are properly approached, preferably with a certified check.
That means they must fend for ourselves in the creepy world of commercialism. And that's where you come in. To keep Dr. Science's Fortress of Arrogance afloat (as well as various other related enterprises, including Ian Shoales, Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre, and their cranky office staff), they need your support and, hey, patronage. Grassroots comedy means you share in their creative spirit, but they need your gift orders if they hope to continue to wiggle their noses at the corporations, funding foundations and networks that don't know (or, perhaps, care) what they're missing. We hope you enjoy browsing thru the catalog here on this webpage. The prices are fair, this is not some corporate come-on, you can't get this stuff in most stores (sadly) and, simply stated, it's up to you to provide your friends, enemies and/or yourself with some of the most popular Dr. Science and Ducks Breath goodies. The money they receive goes directly to keeping their stuff on the air, on this webpage, and their meager staff slightly less suicidal. |
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