Here are some of the, uhhh, more interesting questions submitted to Dr. Science in recent weeks. Yeah, they're strange, twisted and sometimes sick, but they're just the type of questions that get the Dr.'s mental muscle flexing.

If you'd like inspiration, take a look at these. If you'd like to know what not to ask Dr. Science, consider he's already answered those perennial questions about why the sky is blue, driving on parkways, woodchucks, refrigerator lights, the color of belly button lint, white spots in ice cubes, morning erections, disappearing dark, chewing gum on bedposts, tootsie roll pops, draining bathtubs at the equator, tire wear, men's nipples, backward spinning wheels in movies, and chickens, specifically why they cross the road and whether they got here before the egg did. And no more of those nasty questions about Dr. Science's anatomy or we'll tell your mom.

Despite his hectic schedule of courtroom testimony, congressional appearances and PTA involvement, Dr. Science endeavors to answer all of the questions put to him. But be patient. Check in next week to see a new list of Questionable Hall of Fame questions and perhaps the answers to some of those listed below.