"If everyone who asks you a question becomes the straight man, could you channel this technology into ""curing"" homosexuality?"

Submitted by Osama Bin Laden from "Fairfield, IA"

"If there's a disease, Science can marshall all its powers into curing it. Homosexuality is only thought to be a disease in certain religious contexts, so I'd have to view the opportunity to be of service on a case-by-case basis. Even though I'm not a medical doctor, I'm often mistaken for one, especially when I'm wearing a lab coat as I wander the halls of some hospital. Usually, I'm just trying to hit on nurses, but sometimes it's fun to impersonate a celebrity specialist and perform delicate brain surgery by ""winging it."" But getting back to straight men: I'm afraid I don't know any."

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